Friday Limerick: I Think I Smell A Rat

David A. Harding
Friday, 07 Dec 2007

I caught mono from a pretty gnome,

And a novel fud disease keeps me home.

Somebody's tryin' to kill me.

I suspect it's ol' Billy:

Did it cost him much to buyout GNOME?

Limerick inspired by Bryan Quigley's sometimes quixotic quest to kill Mono. Title from the White Stripes song of the same name.